I hate it when you're on the can, and someone knocks and says 'hey.. u in there?'

Pooper






Ok so since this is my first post.. im just gonna write about my day.. woke up around 11, took a sip of diet coke, grabbed my smokes and went off to the toilet.. Some people say that this is where they have their epiphanies.. and by some people i mean those guyz on the TV show Scrubs.. coming back to the story.. as soon as my cheeks touched the cold porcelain.. there was a knock on the door.. it was my brother.. he wanted to know if i was in there.. of course im in here, i thought, the doors locked.. the lights on.. its MY freakin room.. who else was gonna be in there?!?SANTA!? Yeah im in here, i yelled back.. something like 5minutes go by.. theres another knock on the door.. and its my mom.. obviously wanting to know if i was in there.. i told her i was.. and then AGAIN.. theres a knock.. and before hearing who it was.. i yelled YES YES, IM IN HERE!! ILL BE OUT WHEN IM DONE!!
Another thing.. u know when u are in the toilet.. and u hear the phone ring.. and someone picks up.. wat is the point of knocking on the door and saying So-and-so is calling for u.. what should i tell him? i mean.. im not gonna get up mid-shit to speak to someone.. and im sure everyone in the world poops.. and would completely understand if someone on the toilet could not talk to them.. becoz he was ON THE TOILET!!
we shud at least be able to spend those few minutes in peace.. maybe i should get one of those signs that say OCCUPIED.. like in airplanes and trains..
speaking of trains.. here is a question for u.. would u rather ride in a train, dance in the rain, or feel no pain?
i guess thats all i have to talk about, today.. ill write more later..

13 Response to "I hate it when you're on the can, and someone knocks and says 'hey.. u in there?'"

Ali Pasha said...

Lol! I hate that too!
I'd most rather dance in the rain!Im a closet masochist, who adores buses! :P

Ammar said...

haa haa.. i had a feeling the first one to comment here wud be u :) do this poll too!! >>>

ABUDi said...

hmm.. feel no pain.. =P

Usman Pasha Siddiqui said...

Im so glad I made it to your first post EVER :)

MyRage.Biz said...

I can just see this blog being the next big thing dude... you have the content for it ;)

hmmm I would dance on top of a train while it was raining and hopefully by the end of it all stay in one piece... Slightly embarrassed yes but feeling no pain ;)

Chal chayian chayian chayian...

MyRage.Biz said...

Its me Asad... dont know why it says what it say at the start!!!

MyRage.Biz said...

Actually Usman... I know why it says what it says, so you can save the explanation :p

Ammar said...

@asad.. aka MyRage.biz.. LMAO!!!

Asjad Pasha Siddiqui said...

Well, I AM SO HAPPY MY BROTHER IS ON A BLOG!!!! (NO OFFENCE USMAN BHAI U R STILL MY BROTHER BUT.....you know!!! I hate the toilet thing too)
SO I will say, dance in the rain!!! don't know why but sounds fun as I like rain and dancing!!!

Ali said...

LOL.. You and your fortress of solitude :P hehe

Aamir said...

Damn these moble phones!! I got this call and the person on the other side did not notice why I was being so curt and monosyllablistic,but had to wait till they finished to get up!!

Ibrahim said...

ride in a train. Trains are luvverlieeeeeeeee

Ammar said...

lmao abu jee!! my point exactly :)